What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
aliveontuesday:

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.

aliveontuesday:

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

bigbadbearbleedsblueblood:

**Lumpy Ladies Giveaway**
hosted by bigbadbearbleedsblueblood
I asked bigbadbearbleedsblueblood to host my giveaway because I’m not necessarily a body positive blog and I wanted these items to go to people who will appreciate them. So here we go…
 
CLOTHES 
Dresses
-flower dress 2x (Forever21+)
-teal and grey stripped dress 2x (Target)
-aztec print dress 2x (Forever21+)
Bottoms
-plum skarter skirt 3x (Forever21+)
-red and black stripped leggings 2x (Forever21+)
Jeans
-light wash destructed boyfriend jeans 22r (Torrid)
-black curvy skinny jeans 22r (Torrid)
Tops
-aztec print shirt 3x (Torrid)
-orange tank 3x (Forever21+)
-blue oversized sweater 2x (OldNavy)
-3 headbands (Forever21)
-black crotchet sandals 12w (Torrid)
MAKEUP
-“Emerald” eyeshadow (MaryKay)
-“Midnight Star” eyeshadow (MaryKay)
-“Shimmering Lilac” eyeshadow (MaryKay)
-“Drama” blue eye glimmer (MaryKay)
-“Disco” purple eye glimmer (MaryKay)
-“Dynamic” silver eye glimmer (MaryKay) 2
-Ardell lashes (Target)
-“Sweet Nectar” lipstick (MaryKay)
-“Cherry Coffee” liquid lip color (MaryKay)
-“Chocohlic” liquide lip color (MaryKay)
-“Poppy Love” jelly lip gloss (MaryKay@play)
-“Berry Me” jelly lip gloss (MaryKay@play)
extra
-“be Enchanted” body mist (Bath & Body Works)
-“Carefree Coral” nail laquer (MaryKay)
1st place prizes include your choice of:
-2 dresses
-1 bottom
-1 pair of jeans
-2 tops
-1 headband
-shoes
-2 eyeshadows
-1 eye glimmer
-lashes
-lipstick
-1 liquid lip color
-1 jelly lip gloss
-1 extra
-and whatever ever else I find
2nd place prizes include :
-1 dress
-1 bottom
-1 pair of jeans
-1 shirt
-2 headbands
-1 eyeshadow
-2 eye glimmers
-1 lip color
-1 jelly lip gloss
-1 extra 
-and again whatever else I find 
*note: second place winner does not have a choice in what they get. 
Rules
-you must be following bigbadbearbleedsblueblood and be living in the US
-Giveaway blog are ineligible
-have your ask open and be willing to give me your address
-both likes and reblogs count
-winners will be selected using a random number generator
*GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 15TH
Body positive tumblr has helped me learn to love myself so much. I can’t even tell you how happy seeing all these confident lovely chubbies make me feel, and if you are working on your self esteem and body image you’re perfect and I love you. Good luck
suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

luxtempestas:

re-reading your deviantart journals from 2010

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jetgreguar:

unregistered-hypercam2:

 

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